a shiny tomato that lives in the potato lands in the ville. likes to play soccer and watch baseball, even though baseball is the most boring sport in history.
by The Goat6969 October 04, 2017
eduardo rivera mejor conocido como “simio” es un casual de san luis potosí, la cuidad mas cagada de latino america. eduardo rivera no suele mostrar señales de inteligencia al momento de hablar, es decir, está muy pendejo. eduardo rivera suele justificar que michael phelps entreno en san luis potosí para justificar la mediocridad de su ciudad natal
by assc69 September 22, 2021
by unknown575 February 13, 2018
Made popular by Geraldo Rivera. Ask your girlfriend over to talk about a serious subject but make sure you have a blanket. One more requiment, you must have a mustache that would make a biker jizz'em. So you and your girlfriend are having so much fun talking about the rising gasoline prices, that when you lay down, she pulls down her pants and sits right on your face. To master this, your mustache has to give her the orgasim not your tongue. Then you clean up her shit with the blanket cuz you dont have a towel.
I was watching Jerry springer the other day, door bell rang. Guess who it was, Tom Selic. We got a talking and I pulled down my pants, I sat down on his face, next thing i know was, Oops! Geraldo showed me this, the Rivera ride
by Clayton larmie July 03, 2006
by Aescooo May 20, 2013
When your butt itches so you scratch it. Then you smell it and put in your neighbors face and let them smell it
by Silk Vic August 11, 2017