ristin

basically just another word for when a person is a dumbass b*tch.

person 1: bro you really did that? you’re such a ristin.
person 2: sorry man, i tried my best not to.

by ddpwr April 10, 2020

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Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

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Risst • Ripstick • ripster • risto • riston • Riksta • Risotto Nero • Rissa • Rissole • rishta

Rissa

Rissa is a beautiful person with a passionate heart and does not want anything from anyone but love

Gf”I’m breaking up with you sorry”
Rissa “ you were only fuckin with my feelings because you didn’t know your own, but all I wanted was love

by Rissa Pooh January 19, 2022

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Rishtalking

The phenomenon that occurs when an Indian hipster stalks PYTs around campuses, through cities, and across continents.

It is generally believed to be caused by an excess of sass, although the constant consumption of a unique powder found only in a remote area of Switzerland is also believed to be a factor.

I understand that you have too much Indian food and you want to be generous, but I fear you may be Rishtalking me. Escort yourself elsewhere, please.

by basedcase July 26, 2011

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