rice

cars believed to be cool by thier owners and only their owner. the kind of cars that dumbasses will equip with neons, 3 ft spoilers, and 10 inch "performance" mufflers.
his car is such a godamn peice of shit because its exactly like in fast and the furious
by tyler January 12, 2004
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Making improvements to a system that don't actually do anyone any good, and can sometimes have negative ramifications
Encoding videos at 300FPS when humans stop noticing the difference after a fraction of that, that is ricing in the pure sense.
by VubeGuru March 08, 2013
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to be unaware of a gentleman standing behind you with a hard on
That dude just followed that girl to that table and riced the shit out of her
by Mr. Floppycock November 30, 2011
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"You see that Honda Civic with the big wing?"
"Yea he's officially RICE"
by Mike M aka pudding pop September 05, 2007
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A fuel saving Japanese car, usually Honda, that was never built for racing. But some people, for some reason, spend thousands of dollars to add countless number of stickers of performace products that they mostly likely dont have, average of 6 foglights, big colorfull rims(note: big rims are NOT for racing) expensive paintjob.
wazzzzz hapenin, i just spent $10,000 on ma Civic, i'll race your stock Camaro SS for slips, yo! (Camaro won, ricer cried)



ma Civic was faster when it was stock. i guess all those stickers dont add as much horsepower as i hoped.
by 2000CamaroZ28 February 03, 2004
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1- Asian, European, exotic and/or "race" inspired cosmetic enchancements to a vehicle with stock or near-stock performance. Typically applied to economy vehicles. Especially tragic when applied to a muscle car.

2- False representation via text, paint, body panels or badging of a vehicle's true model or trim. Only applies to text or badging from a 'higher' model.

3- The opposite of a sleeper.
1- "That Mustang is pure rice. The lambo doors, altezza tails, HID's and Kanji might win him some high school sluts, but he ain't winnin' any races."

2- "Why would you put SVT badges on your V6? That's rice, man. Your fobra ain't foolin' nobody."

3- "My pink slip is on the line but I ain't worried, that Civic is all rice."
by drenath February 08, 2008
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1) an autocentric term used to bash any other type of car but one's own.
2) lots of plastic car modifications designed solely to make one's penis seem bigger than the little stub it really is.
3) that woman in washington who tells W. who to bomb back to the stone age
1)That rice civic piece of sh!* is no match for my ride.
2)Wow, the chicks will really dig me now that I have this $400 carbon fiber wing on the rear deck of my FWD honda.
3) Condolezza Rice, National Security Advisor.
by xsnowpig July 31, 2003
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