Rhinocerous

A white trash overweight unicorn

that's no rhinocerous my friend... that's an overweight white trash unicorn!

by Allison T February 10, 2008

rhinoplasty

The formal term used to describe a cosmetic medical procedure that corrects the nose. This procedure is also known as a nose job.

Damn Barbara Streisand is in some desperate need of a rhinoplasty, her nose is the size of Texas!

by Crystal K December 14, 2007

Rhinorocepig

A Rhinorocepig is an unusually ugly, fat, squalid and generally horrible woman. Initially heard used by a certain British IT specialist in Switzerland and rapidly finding popularity, it is normally employed in bars to refer to females who are so thoroughly beyond the pale of what is acceptable to look at, nevermind pick up, even when under the influence of beer goggles that any red-blooded gentleman in the room will inevitably come close to retching rather than even imagine the possibilities inherent in sexual relations with such a beast.

Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey and rhinocopig, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.

By jove, Smithers, a prime specimen of the woolly-buttocked rhinorocepig! Put away that beef torpedo, she looks ready to attack!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

Rhino Tickler

First, clench your fist and bend at a 90 degree angle at the elbow, forming a rhino horn. Next, sneak up on your victim from behind. When they are standing in a vulnerable position with their legs slightly spread, thrust your "rhino" arm up through their grundle and past their junk. Proceed to lift up the victim from their taint.

The rhino tickler I gave him was so bad that his taint is bruised and he wont be able to procreate.

by Schmegie May 8, 2009

rage rhino

Someone who is far too pissed of for their own good. They usually have a reputation for being pissed too often.

Man, that person is such a rage rhino. They never calm down.

by Dennis C. March 19, 2007

Social Rhino

Unlike the "Social Butterfly" where one would "float" in and out of groups with relative ease and comfort, a social rhino is more likely to impose themselves upon a social clique. Not being able to take no for an answer, they will continue to try and "ram" their way into the group until they succeed when other members have given up trying to fight it.

Although ultimately feeling accepted into the group, one will often not notice negative feelings towards oneself behind their back.

Maria is being such a "social rhino", she just can't take a hint. I just wish I could tell her to piss off and find some other people to be friends with.

by Rex the Dragon February 23, 2011

Vagina Rhino

Some one who is female but is very aggressive and could be referred to as a 'tank' or 'brute' usually used to describe tough women or lesbians

Can also be used to describe ugly women, possibly old. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Example 1
Man 1: "Man, Anne Robinson sure is scary"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's one hell of a Vagina Rhino!"

Example 2
Man 1: "Do you like Susan Boyle?"
Man 2: "Hell no, she's a vagina rhino!"

by Nighthawk23 November 30, 2011