Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)

She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.

by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021

French Retreat

Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again

Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!

Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!

by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023

Guilty retreat

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!

by PYR0S March 21, 2024

Tranquil Retreat

When someone has a self help remedy that they try to enforce on you.

I have the best way to live, says Sam.

You should definitely do exactly what I do.

Don’t try and tranquil retreat me, says Jarrod.

by Neo boy June 4, 2024

Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up

Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat

by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021

Balls Deep No Retreat

When you go Balls Deep with no escape plan.

I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama

by xypeepeepoopoo September 6, 2023

Ball retreating

When its so cold, your ball shrink into your body and your scrotum shrivells and hardens to preserve testicle warmth.

Samantha: "OMG ITS SO FUCKING COLD THERES NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!"
Jamie: "Actually., if you educated yourself you would know the correct term is "ball retreating""

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023