Reece R

A retarded person that never learned anything passed the forth grade. Lack of chromosomes cause varying cases of jungle fever

You would have to be a reece richardson to think orcas go through photosynthesis

by Matthew Ahern April 28, 2020

spunk recepticle

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Recessionship

the state of continuing a relationship because you can't afford to move out and live alone.

I might get laid off, so I don't want to move out until the economy improves. My boyfriend and I don't have a relationship anymore; we have a recessionship.

by brraph March 31, 2009

recess

the break given in the middle of the day to elementary school children. usually a time when children play on a playscape or just generally run around and have fun.

today, at recess, little susie kicked sand in my eyes, so i called her a stupid poopoo butt.

by freakbutt July 1, 2006

receding hairline

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

Reece

Reece is the best there is. He is amazing. There’s no amount of words to describe how good he is.

If you are lucky enough to know a Reece you should always treat him kindly. He would sacrifice the world for you. A guy like Reece doesn’t waste his time with just anyone, so that’s how you know you are special.

Reece is the kind of guy to surprise you by making you mad at him first so the surprise is even better. He would shower you with love all day because that’s just who he is.

A guy like Reece is always there for you. He’d go the extra mile and then some. There really is no comparison to a Reece.

If you are lucky enough to DATE a Reece, then you better never let go. You just got blessed with the best. To date a Reece is to date your best friend. It’s to be so intimate with someone you’ve never known a love so good.

Reece’s are funny, cute, and so smart. My Reece is the kind of guy I want to marry.

“I wish I could date Reece, that girl is realllllly lucky.”

by not reece but lucky ik one October 16, 2019