by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 04, 2010
1. A closed minded bastard that leeches from the poor and middle class workers!
2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!
3. Scandalous
4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!
5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!
6. lair (see Scandalous)
2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!
3. Scandalous
4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!
5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!
6. lair (see Scandalous)
1. Damn Republicans took money out of are checks to give to corprate bastards!
2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!
3. What a scandalous person.
4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.
5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.
6. That lair.
2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!
3. What a scandalous person.
4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.
5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.
6. That lair.
by A extreme left-winger December 31, 2003
Anyone who possesses a transparent navel. In order to navigate with your head up your ass, you must have a transparent navel.
I'm trying to see things from Dubya's point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass! He must have a transparent navel!
by Waheeb February 15, 2004
When Europeans think of America, they think of fat, SUV-driving, bigoted hicks. They think of Republicans. The Republican may be found in any socioeconomic class, whether it be the Trailer Park Republican, the Suburbanite Republican, or the Old Money Republican. They are oftentimes religious, but rarely anything other than Christian. What the Republican fails to realize, however, is that, were Jesus alive today, he'd probably be liberal. He hung out with the dregs of society, was charitable, and was a radical. None of these things embody Republican beliefs, unless you consider the dregs of society to be Wall Street, or the KKK. By all means, the common Republican will spend time with these people. It is not uncommon to be given dirty looks by the Republican for wearing a Darfur T-Shirt, a PETA shirt, or any punk band shirt. Never tell them that you are a vegetarian, or worse, a Jew. If you are Jewish, be wary of the Republican- they WILL tell you that your people killed Jesus (however, they fail to realize that this is like saying the Americans killed Martin Luther King, as Jews made up the majority of the Biblical World).
The Republican detests anything radical: just this week, one confided in me that, were his best friend homosexual, he would disown him. The Republican supports war, oftentimes on the rationale that we must maintain our reputation in the world. Which one would that be? The World-Cop status, or the Most Hated Superpower status?
The Republican detests anything radical: just this week, one confided in me that, were his best friend homosexual, he would disown him. The Republican supports war, oftentimes on the rationale that we must maintain our reputation in the world. Which one would that be? The World-Cop status, or the Most Hated Superpower status?
Chris Christy, New Jersey's fine Republican governor, stated that he wants to put a spending halt on the state, to shrink our bloated economy. Might I suggest he start with his waistband?
by catsarenice123 February 13, 2010
1. One who creates plans to put money into the pockets of his fellow Republicans.
2. One who cannot spell (see the anti-Democratic definitions) nor pronounce any word the highly educated man can.
3. Cheats the election by having the ballots in his brother's territory be misleading.
4. Creates color-coded scales to let the Americans think they know what is going on.
5. Goes to war with countries because their father didn't.
2. One who cannot spell (see the anti-Democratic definitions) nor pronounce any word the highly educated man can.
3. Cheats the election by having the ballots in his brother's territory be misleading.
4. Creates color-coded scales to let the Americans think they know what is going on.
5. Goes to war with countries because their father didn't.
by BondGirl007 August 01, 2003
A republican is the type of person who is a part of the ignorant of the masses, and really is not doing anything for the good of the country. They think that they are the "patriotic ones", but is killing the innocent a patriotic idea? Are usually pro-life people but support the death penalty and for no reason, being in Iraq and being responsible for the death of the innocent. Like George Dubya Bush, and think turning the USA into Big Brother's house is the path of succes for America. These people should be considered dangerous and stuipd, and should be tried for crimes against humanity, integration of church and state, and violations to the US Constitution.
Today, Republicans voted for Dubya to go into office because they are bible-loving phanatics and nazi pro-lifers.
by Cyl February 09, 2006