Madison Report

The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.

girl: did you see the Madison Report?
boy: no
girl: ah, it was good one

by Jessica Miller April 15, 2008

Anal report

A loud fart that can be heard by a room full of people

My oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch.

by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009

Rhode Island Traffic Report

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Rupert Grint

Sexy, redhead, most talented actor in the Harry Potter movies. Used to pronounce someone as attractive.

Yes, he's very Rupert Grint.

by Blondie8710 April 11, 2005

Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

repetitive

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

don't smoke crack!!!!!!!!!

by satan May 13, 2005

run, rinse, repeat

a technique used in games where you kill the leader and if u still aren't leader, keep killing leader. then when u r first place, suicide and repeat. then this will make everyone's score pretty low.

i used run, rinse, repeat to get leaderboard under 10k xp.

by nobody else here May 26, 2017