Remote Fight

A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.

A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!

by Over Roger January 8, 2009

remoted island

The way Cee-Lo Green talks about remote islands.

"Would a trip to a remoted island ease your mind?" - Cee-Lo Green (I Want You)

by Cornbread-n-Raised December 17, 2010

remote

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...

The remote turned on the tv

by Alexius November 6, 2003

remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.

Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.

by TheBigLime April 29, 2006

Redbottomedbaboon

1. a person who wants everyone they see

A girl who has a boyfriend yet wants everyone they see and/or Someone who is attacted but hooks up with another person.

by Jilly November 16, 2003

remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.

Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.

by Praise_j March 17, 2014

Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.

I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018