Resting bitch face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest.

Wow look at the RBF, You TRY to make a joke but everyone takes it way too seriously because they can’t tell if you’re joking - resting bitch face.

by Smileitschloe November 23, 2014

Resting bitch face

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.

'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'

by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014

resting dick face

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

Resting Emo Face

When the face of a person who is expressionless resembles a broken soul with a sad, distant look and a strange relationship with razor blades.

Your Resting Emo Face reminds me of this group I saw on TV who call themselves the Black Veil Brides.

by Steel Angel Opera April 5, 2015

resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.

by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015

Resting Mode

When you're almost awake and not quite ready to get up yet.

When you're in denial that you've woken up, and still trying to be asleep.

Is Marius up yet? No, he's still in resting mode.

by Gamelost September 1, 2017

Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019