Duffy Boat Regatta

An annual gathering of MBA graduates that results in debauchery, memory loss, and hangovers. This event takes place at various harbors along the Southern California coast, and can be held on one large tiki boat or, more traditionally, on a flotilla of electric powered Duffy Boats.

Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.

by Boilergirl March 15, 2015

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

TV Remote

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

remote nazi

a person that is obsessed with controlling the remote at all times and is constantly watching "their" shows

hand over the controls so that we can watch what we want, you "remote nazi"

by BiG H4NDSOME July 23, 2010

Norwegian Regatta

Two or more simultaneous dutch rudders

Richard asked Tom for a dutch rudder, but Tom was horny too. Therefore they decided on a Norwegian Regatta. Tom won.

by Gouleeee October 18, 2011

Wii Remote

A magical device invented by Nintendo that shoots money right into their bank account.

"Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"

by DJ Jetta December 21, 2008

Remote

a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.

I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.

by Wolfman 1000 September 24, 2010