The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.
Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018
What you tell someone when:
1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.
1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.
by JUSTIN-BAILEY October 08, 2011
by Oooooooo10 January 15, 2018
Ref Blaming is what a person does when their team loses and he/she can't except that their team lost to a better team on that particular day. These are the same type of people that love participation trophies. They also think that their sport is rigged and everyone is out to get them.
by Sapper9900 May 17, 2018
Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018
Brazil is paying off the refs.
by WolfOfWalstreet June 14, 2014
"Hey Joey, you're a PAC 12 Ref, right?"
"Yeah, I am"
"So how many penalties are the ducks gonna get tomorrow?"
"I dunno but more than fifteen"
"Yeah, I am"
"So how many penalties are the ducks gonna get tomorrow?"
"I dunno but more than fifteen"
by Porkchomp January 07, 2018