Redding

Voted the Best Small Town in CT, Redding retains authenticity in the face of prevalent mini-mansion developments found in the rest of fairfield county. Looking for a gas station, restaurant, or ATM? Good luck. Roads rarely accomodate two cars at one time, but this doesn't stop us from pushing 60 mph. Although a percentage of adolescents attend private school, most of the youth in Redding develop their drinking stamina in the grips of public school. It's safe to say that most Barlow students have tried most drugs by highschool graduation. Kids have known eachother since their requisite involvement in youth soccer or lacrosse, and your best friend's dad was the coach. "Best car" in highschool was awarded to a super-expensive SUV, but the car you loved the most were your friends' old school volvos and you mostly traveled around in hoardes of Jeeps. We push drunkenness beyond all social acceptability, and listen to music that you will never hear on the radio. Popularity is a meritocracy; interesting people reign. Also, we're proud to be from a blue state and while the rest of Fairfield County voted for Bush, we were Kerry all the way. See you at the late night funk party!

He won the 30-rack challenge when he was 17? He must be from Redding.

by Officer Briggs December 22, 2005

Redding, California

Redding, California is considered the lowest class city in the state of California. The homes are well below market rate there for a reason. Some say Stockton but Stockton is only an hour or so outside the Bay Area while Redding is three long hours away from non inbred populations. The biggest population of registered sex offenders in the United States in proportion to population, the Redding Meghan’s Law Map looks like nothing but red sex offender alert symbols to the point where the map is obscured. People in Redding wear clothing and hair styles decades out of date. With high temperatures and nothing to do obesity is the norm in Redding and surrounding areas. Openly racist school teachers preside the most poorly rated schools in California. No one born or raised in Redding has ever achieved anything of note. Most of the few intelligent who grew in Redding and move away end up fabricating or embellishing their past to dissociate themselves from the corrosive stigma of this squalid area. Redding gave birth to two racist synagogue bombers and double murderers Matthew and Tyler Williams. Factor in meth and homelessness you have the most disgusting city in the First World.

“In Redding, California they still burn crosses. Not my kind of diversity. Even Chico is bette. Redding, California is the most foul place on earth.”

by Arsenal_Gunner1886 May 17, 2020

Red ring of death

its when your 360 plays with your emotions!!! when you turn it on expecting to kill some noobs in modern warfare 2 just to look up and see the red ring of death which indicates microsoft has just fucked u for 200 bucks cause now it is nothing more then a paperweight it's done its dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hateroner on phone:what up my nigga

friend:chillin bout to roll up some haze playing mw2 u??
hateroner: word!!! imma hop on now!!!!

(3 seconds later)
Hateroner: Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!! u 360!!!!!!!!
friend: dawg whats up????
Hateroner: nigga i just got the red ring of death
friend:lol

Hateroner:not fucking funny i knew i should have bought a ps3

by Hateroner July 24, 2010

Redding

Redding is a small town (8,500 people) about 1 hour outside New York City that is located in Fairfield County. People in Redding are classy and of course preppy. Most likely if you live here one or more of your parents commutes to NYC by train. Parents make loads of money, participate in cocktail parties, and play tennis and cart around their younger kids to soccer and lacrosse practice. Teenagers have nothing better to do then spend their parent’s money on expensive clothes, drugs and alcohol because there is nothing to do. Yet, they still manage to take home state championships in sports such as soccer and basketball and eventually go off to the Ivy Leagues. Do not be surprised to see parents participating in drinking events right next to their kids. If no one is around in the summer; you can take a car ride to Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket and discover a lot of people from Redding there. Pop your collar. Finally, don't be alarmed if kids between the ages of 13 and 17 fit the description of an alcoholic.

Jim: How much money does your dad make?

Bob: 190,000 a year

Jim: OMG I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU. Your family is poor why didn't you tell me? You can't live in Redding then.

by ctguy August 8, 2010

reddinger

1. Synonym for cat, see garfield. Commonly used to refer to a person if it is there last name

reddingay, reddingah, up the buttinger, gaybuttsexinger, etc

Good job reddinger

by Andrew December 15, 2004

Red Ring of Death

1. Xbox 360 code for "Fuck You"
2. When a '360 flicks you off
3. When the built in "Crash Timer" of your xbox runs out and you have to pay to wind it up again.

1. (To my Xbox) Fuck you too.
2. The red ring of death flicked me off and I was forced to flick microsoft off.
3. The red ring of death timer went off. Ill just give microsoft all of my money to wind it up again

by ironmaiden8667 September 13, 2010

redwing

1) A small bird, member of the thrush / blackbird family. (UK and US species are different)

2) To perform oral sex on a female during her menstral cycle. Also known 'rainbow kissing'.

Whats that smeared over your face, you've got your redwings up again!!!

by Black Flag May 28, 2004