Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

Regimental Recruits

A group of nubs who can't use basic grammar or listen to instructions. Also they always have discord but 'I just can't see them'

Omg I'm so glad I'm not an rmp rs they have to deal with mobile regimental recruits so yucky.

by Regimental recruits make sad March 4, 2022

Recruiter Abuse

When a recruit in bootcamp is so stupid, incompetent, and/or useless that it almost feels like the recruiter is not only abusing the recruit in question, but the training division at large, and ultimately the military

Smith: "Man that guys a real private Pyle huh?"

Jones: "Yeah, no kidding, prime example of recruiter abuse."

by Pimento1776 July 6, 2025

Recruitment Bandit

A person who only is here to poach players for their own benefit rather than being genuine.

You are a f*cking Recruitment Bandit. Please leave now.

by Red420eyes January 24, 2025

Recruiter Roulette

When multiple recruiters are competing to fill the same job, it can create a sense of desperation and a race to the bottom. Recruiters may be more likely to overlook red flags and push candidates into roles that are a poor fit, simply to be the one who makes the placement. As a result, both the employer and the candidate may end up unhappy, and the company may experience high turnover and difficulty retaining talent. Additionally, the perception of the company and the job role can be negatively impacted, making it even more difficult to attract top talent in the future. The lack of a fee for the recruiters may be seen as a short-term savings, but in the long run, it could end up costing the company much more in terms of lost productivity and a damaged reputation.

Term created by Artemis Harp of London to explain time wasting a companies.

Did you hear about that Jeff , he spent 2 months working on six recruiter roulette jobs and didn't close one, he just got fired and lost his house.

Recruiter roulette, do a ton of work for a company only to find the job has been put on a hiring freeze, sorry, we don’t need this anymore don’t worry about not being able to eat. Recruiter roulette,

The gamble starts at yes

by Artemis Harp February 15, 2023