The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday, which has gone completely viral on youtube.
The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself.
Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti.
In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.
Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.
The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself.
Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti.
In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.
Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.
Rebecca Black is an inspiration to all hopeful singers.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you.
by whattheheckisapseudonym? March 19, 2011
Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!
by rosebud8888 March 29, 2011
The singer (if she can even be called that) of "Friday", the most infamous song sweeping the nation as of 3/18/2011 that will probably forgotten in two weeks.
It's remarkable that she's famous because she's unattractive, a horrendous singer, and 13 years old.
To drive the point home, she is worse than Justin Bieber. But she did teach me the days of the week.
It's remarkable that she's famous because she's unattractive, a horrendous singer, and 13 years old.
To drive the point home, she is worse than Justin Bieber. But she did teach me the days of the week.
Rebecca Black's song Friday
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards"
I don't want this weekend to end
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards"
I don't want this weekend to end
by GahToAGoose March 19, 2011
A young girl hoping to become a "new Justin Beiber" with her new song "Friday"
Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.
Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.
Rebecca Black: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!
by bitchplease6969696969 March 25, 2011
American "singer." Her only music video, "Friday," was found and posted on Tumblr, and eventually turned her into an internet celebrity, with over 9 million hits on YouTube within 5 days.
Rebecca Black wants you to know that yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, Saturday is tomorrow, and Sunday comes afterwards.
by JoRich March 16, 2011
Most known for her Youtube video "Friday," Black is a 13-year old girl whose parents payed Ark Music Factory, an indie record label, to have her make a music video. That's right, her parents payed the record label. Not the other way around.
Anyway, she did the video, which basically consisted of this poor girl repeating the word 'Friday,' along with some god-awful lyrics. For example:
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
In the video, after she sings the last line, her "friends" (moar 14 year-olds, including one driving the actual car) show up, and she gets a ride from them to school. And at some point in the video, a random black guy starts rapping.
I could not make this shit up. I advise that neither "Friday" nor any of her songs, should be listened to. Ever.
Anyway, she did the video, which basically consisted of this poor girl repeating the word 'Friday,' along with some god-awful lyrics. For example:
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
In the video, after she sings the last line, her "friends" (moar 14 year-olds, including one driving the actual car) show up, and she gets a ride from them to school. And at some point in the video, a random black guy starts rapping.
I could not make this shit up. I advise that neither "Friday" nor any of her songs, should be listened to. Ever.
Girl: Hey, did you hear that song by Rebecca Black? The one that goes like 'Friday, Friday, gotta-"
Guy: NO. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY EARS START BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
Guy: NO. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY EARS START BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
by Anon. E. Moosington March 26, 2011
Jamal: hey jamahl ima turn on the radio Rebecca Blacks new song is on!
Jamahl: *gets a gun then shoots himself*
Jamahl: *gets a gun then shoots himself*
by Tacowbell March 28, 2011