reality

Reality is a state of mind, except in San Francisco where it is not present.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 28, 2007
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a whole lotta shit, some times fun, some times not, but its kinda all the same- so make something of it
Reality contiunes to runin my life
by Nater June 02, 2003
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1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.
1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.
by Lozzza September 01, 2006
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reality

1)merely a perception
2)einstiens theory would be that if you closed your eyes and wished with all your might that it would go away, and its stil there then thats reality.
better example, whats reality? hehehe
by Ashleii December 02, 2002
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reality

What one knows and believes to be true... but does not exist... as maybe a sence of false hope...
if you close your eyes is the world still there?

if you pick up the telephone do you dissapear?
by Da CattZ March 23, 2003
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Reality is like anyother word out there, found in any language, and just like anyword out there, it has a definition that we try to aply to in this "reality" we live in. Its like naming a tree becuz, its there right? and a tree explains anyting that applies to that definition. Can you really grow a tree then call it something else? A rose, you know... a rose a freaking tree is all that it really is. you know what i mean by rose, im not ripping shakespear here or anything. i like to define now, my "definition" of reality, more like an opinion really right? Reality is applied to me, it is as you know, cuz its my definition, you getting the picCHA yet huh buddy, yep neways, is just an experience brought to you by a collection of shhhhhhtuff, like a cauldron of ingredients mixed together, that creates another evolutionary state of your so called "spearRit" when this is all over, it will be quick, becuz for you it applies to everything that at that imaginary moment is gone, and if im correct, your memory is "real" so that means that everything that is "real" to you anyways, has gone away and your now "experiencing" something new. but its ok becuz your "speaRIit" can handle it for the reason that its something too increadle and far most "infinite" and i say "infinte" beczu infinite is real, part of reality, so by that time your experienceing a different "infinite" something as far as your concerned, was your destiny this whole time. at that time for that reason, but for us in reality, we just keep waiting, like in a line waitn for the fun exiting roller coaster to hell ya know. this does you kknow .....yeeah it might be pretty long, but what do you expect for an answer such as reality, esp. a well elobarated, exquiste, entricate, devious, elaborate, opinuon from someone who has been thinking about it this whole freaking time, hmmm lets see, thats 19 years of thinking about it i think lol. yep so next time your gonna blame reality for something, remember, its just a word, and its really your fault.
(I think) right, you know, everyone thinks, and thinking is real so therefore (i am) real of course ... becuz your real.

Where do i find your reality so i can eat it.

whats reality made of? is time real? whats time made out of?

the matrix has everyone inside multiple matrixes omg aleins do exist and the universe is just a tiny spec of crap on some gigantic alein's ass.

reality has taken over my brain....

reality made me do it...

take my hand, and we will fly away from reality and create our own univerese where every day is april 20th.
by sergio vargas May 04, 2006
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My life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. Your life experiences have really screwed with your head.
Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?
by Mr. sluggo February 02, 2011
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