Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )

I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.

by Frank Gold February 2, 2023

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Raptureful

A state of rapture or ecstasy.

An overwhelming feeling of warmth.
A conglomeration of the feelings nostalgia, wanderlust, and insatiable curiosity.

The feeling on the edge of your seat right before the climax of a gripping story.
The feeling of goosebumps before moments before atrocity.

Good, Great, Cool, Dope, Epic, Lovely, Raptureful.

“The world is burning.”
“Isn’t it wonderful?”
“No, it is raptureful.”

by raptureful February 25, 2022

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Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.

Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!

by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011

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rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉

wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again

by Poundkey March 1, 2019

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Role Rapture

An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.

“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”

by ohnoplease June 19, 2024

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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.

Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

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