by Poundkey March 02, 2019
Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox May 20, 2011
An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.
“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”
by ohnoplease June 19, 2024
When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.
by flaminfunyun May 31, 2011
Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?
by Ragiin' Draggin' October 05, 2015
When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
by Frank Gold February 02, 2023
1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.
2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.
2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.
Rapturing ex:
1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.
2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.
1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.
2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.
by Nerdytyper October 12, 2021