Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.

"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."

by ltucker May 17, 2010

raptor grass

Long, ill-cared for grass where a person finds themselves at greater risk of being picked off by prehistoric predators. Although dinosaurs are technically extinct, it's a confirmed fact in nature that tall grass is more likely to conceal Cretaceous killers than lawn that is mowed once a month.

#1: "Dude, stay out of that raptor grass, you're going to get bit by a snake." #2: "Holy shit when was the last time you cut the grass? It looks like the Land Before Time out here."

by shaaaaaaaaaaane February 7, 2013

Raptor fucked

When you fuck something with three fingers in a claw like motion and make a dinosaur noise.

Amy did you just raptor fucked his drink?
"Yes I stuck three fingers in his drink.... Rawr"

by Winesday June 21, 2016

Pull a raptors

To gain the lead by a decent amount and lose during third or fourth quarter, consistently every game.

Toronto Raptors have gained the lead by 20 after the second half. Final score 85-95, Toronto Raptors lose by 10. Pull a raptors
Omg we pull a raptors again. They've been doing this since 2004.

by snepts November 5, 2010

raptor girl

Of the species of human girl that shows the following characteristics:
wears torn up jeans and combat boots
receding hairline
licks pimples
runs with arms extending behind the back

Sitings have been seen in Northwest Indiana as well as tropical areas of South America.

Upon the sight of a raptor girl, know that taunting it causes it to spit out generic insults, most commonly, "faggot."

by Jordan Zaradich January 5, 2008

Toronto Raptors

The only NBA team in Canada

The past few seasons have been unsuccessful, causing major disrespect from Bandwagon Warriors and Cavs fan.

The Raptors got to shake their tail in the 2015-16 season after making the playoffs. Although 95% of NBA fans predicted a sweep by Indiana... And Miami... And Cleveland, Toronto proved their dumbass wrong.

The Raptors are the underdogs, even when playing the Lakers..
However, they are a very unexpected team to make it here.

Fan 1: Pacers in 4
EMCEE: Toronto Raptors win in 7!
Fan 1: Heat in 4
EMCEE: Raptors win in 7!
Fan 1-29393828: Cavs in 4
EMCEE: Raps take game 3 and 4!

by Hasanic May 22, 2016

Toronto Raptors

The Toronto Raptors are the only NBA basketball team based in Canada. They are part of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference. The team was established in 1995, along with the Vancouver Grizzlies, as part of the NBA's expansion into Canada. When the Grizzlies relocated to Memphis, Tennessee in 2001, the Raptors became the only Canadian team in the NBA. They originally played their home games in the SkyDome, before moving to the Air Canada Centre (ACC) in 1999.
Though many on the Urban Dictionary website purport the team to "suck", their supposed lack of success is put into question with the capturing of the 2006-07 Atlantic Division title.
Following the success of the 2006–07 season, Toronto became one of the league leaders in season ticket sales for the 2007–08 season, and their fanbase remains one of the most consistent in the NBA.

Dude: See that Toronto Raptors game last night?
Other dude: Yeah man! That dunk by Bosh (over Wallace) was sick, wicked, and nasty!

by DVDGuy March 7, 2008