racoon dog

a small rodent like dog often found eating out of bins. brown rotting hair quite porpis

"fucking racoon dog eating out of my ass again!"

by r0wlzi April 6, 2004

racoon cock

when a male has too mych sex and is constantly washing the penis. the penis then becomes extremely dry causing dark rings to develop due to dry skin.

When i fucked 12 chicks in 3 days i developed a bad case of racoon cock, guess im going to have to use that vaseline intensive care stuff.

by Thomas p kight February 10, 2008

racoon eyes

1. the result of the make up from the night before.
2. a girl who showers with her make-up on.

I woke up with the girl from the bar and looked into her racoon eyes.

by angikay3 June 20, 2012

racoon eyes

When season snowboarders ride in Spring their goggles block off sunlight leaving tanning lines that imitate "Racoon eyes"

"Nice racoon eyes you punk. Wear some sunscreen."

by InYourBackyard. March 8, 2010

garbage racoon

An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.

He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...

by Madame Breaux psychic December 18, 2020

racoon tit

when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple

you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit

by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013

Racoon Brain

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

by Izziloop March 26, 2023