Russell 

A great father figure that will be generous when it comes to personal needs. Friends will say he has a fat wallet but that’s only because he buys things with value. Most likely shops at Menard’s because he’s sharper than the tools that are used at his job site. His own business site! Boat owner. Motor boater. Say that 5 times fast. Also see Power Seed

“Omg I fucked Russell and now I’m pregnant.”

“You should’ve looked up his urban dictionary definition girl!” power seed

Russell by CreamPiesOrBust November 25, 2018

Russell 

Another term for ordering a half pint of beer at a microbrewery. Can also be considered a verb (pulling a Russell) when a person repeatedly orders multiple half pints instead of just ordering a full pint of beer.

"Would you like another beer"?
"Sure. But instead of a full pint, I think I'll just have a Russell".

Russell by Pretzel Girl August 2, 2011

Russell 

A guy who keeps a massive dildo under his bed incase he feels freaky at night. He also has a strange sexual addiction to boys called schmeicel so if that’s your name and you know a Russell run and hide!

Oh look it’s Russell! Run!

Russell by Joe likes pegging December 15, 2019

russell 

a chick with a large penis

i saw russell the other day, she was giving a blowjob to a man

russell by addawoab October 15, 2008

Russell 

A lame, bland, boring individual. Who is the opposite of the actual definition of Russell.

That guy is such a Russell.

Russell by fsillybilly February 7, 2010

Russell 

A weasely little faggot.

That boy ain't nothing but a Russell!

Russell by crackerjack407 February 3, 2010

Russell 

A term reserved for a muscle bound Ed Hardy or Affliction wearing idiot. Generally they are found at the tanning salon, hogging weights at the gym, watching every UFC fight and running around with a pack of other Russells at a douchey bar (also known as a Russell Bar). The term comes from the need to point out "Russells" in public at full volume without them understanding you are poking fun at their idiocy.

Take a look at that Russell's wicked Ed Hardy belt buckle. Watch out for that pack of Russell's over there. We don't go to X, Y or Z bar, it's filled with Russells now.

For examples of Russell's take a look at the Jersey shore. They also prove that Russell is a unisex term.

Russell by ATXBevo May 31, 2011