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Rowan

The most MLG lad to ever live, has superhuman powers such as sending people to the depths of hell with a few words
Person: hey roast me rowan
Rowan: ur mom gay lol
person: 'Dies'
by Person who takes memes May 14, 2018
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rowan

a fucking crazy spaz that will sing the soviet Russian anthem while standing on a chair on top of a desk hailing Hitler all at the same. then default dance. all in the middle of class.
rowan shut the fuck up you fucking retard
-cadence
by lkjhgfdsasdfghjk May 3, 2019
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Rowan

Person 1:who is Rowan?

Person 2:Just a cool person
by Eurjfbtjd8ydhdjdifjf January 17, 2021
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Rowan

Rowan is the kind and caring person who will always be there for you. He never fails to make you smile, even in your hardest moments. He cares for you more than anyone, and you can guarantee that he will love you unconditionally. He’s the type of person you know saved you, and changed your life. Words can’t describe how thoughtful and loving he is. Hold on to him because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you. He gives you butterflies with his smile and that certain way he looks at you. His hugs will make you feel safe and comforted no matter what. He’s hard to stay mad at and you can’t stay mad at him for long.
Person: hey do you know Rowan?
Person 2: yea he’s so amazing and sweet
by Birdierose November 28, 2020
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Rowan

someone who is a know it all, doesn’t know when to stop talking, and thinks their opinion is superior to everyone else’s.
-this guy wouldn’t let me have any space today!
-woah, he sounds like a Rowan
by spooky.zayden October 10, 2017
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Rowan

Really nice person normally sexy and get girls that are fit and hot
Rowan : go on a date

Person : yer ( sexy woman )
by XxharperxX April 5, 2019
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Rowan

A midget who is funny and relatively kind. He is jealous of his twin brother’s Schröedinger’s Cat shirt. He always hangs around with his twin and a higher authority figure. When general relativity is mentioned, he is always quick to say that he understands it.

He is a nice short man I guess. #twin
Karen: Rowan is vaccinated. He is weird
Rowan: Respect the drip Karen!
by Dareborg the Destroyer October 13, 2019
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