pig rooter

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008

back-roomed

Being taken to an isolated, windowless room with the intentions of intimidating, influencing, and/or beating you.

"The Teamsters couldn't get a contract done until they back-roomed the owner".

by YoMamaAintObama June 22, 2010

Conference Roomed

When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.

Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.

by Zoë RH January 8, 2009

Rooters Roost

Elma highschool's, Hardcore, Kick-Ass, Name-Taking Student Section. The mission of the Elma High School Rooter's Roost is to psychologically cripple the minds of any opposing force willing to stand toe to toe with Elma High School Athletics and help our athletes en route to victory. We Promote Random Gestures and espically grunting at odd and inappropriate times. No one is alone in the roost one member begins yelling random noise the rest shall follow suit. Also, we enjoy spelling random words instead of the usual E-A-G-L-E-S. As a personnal favorite i like "give me a T-O-A-S-T".

Strollin: Roost Will we ever stop?
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)

by Hayden_Merkt#12 February 8, 2010

Roosted

When a female rooster has laid an egg.

Mika: Yo, my rooster Becky just roosted! I'm so excited!
Juelisa: Congratulations!

by Jujifruit22 October 23, 2019

Rotted Pooter

The Name given to people who smell as if they do not take baths or over weight seventh grade boys named Joe.

1. Ew At Brittany.
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.

2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-

by lykedefinitions123 February 19, 2010