roflwemp

Rolling On The Floor Laughing While Eating Mashed Potatoes.

girl: "Love at first sight is like instant mashed potatoes".

guy: "Omfg! roflwemp."

by drewski3222 March 3, 2011

roflnet

Runners On Fast Legs internet - when data and messages are conveyed by human runners instead of more advanced technology.

After the zombie apocalypse, all that will be left is the roflnet for communication.

Incan chasquis messengers were an excellent example of a roflnet

by tl4 August 16, 2023

ROFLdispenser

Someone that is full of jokes, and makes everyone laugh all the time.

Come on, everyone knows her, she's such a ROFLdispenser

by Rachelios March 27, 2008

Roflned

A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.

by Jon R.. July 13, 2006

rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

an abbrieviation for: rolling on the floor laughing even though i couldn't do such a thing because it would be nearly impossible to type in roll on the floor laughing at the same time

dude! thats so funny! rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

by ur mom10 October 7, 2011

rofldiovjwrlkgnm

rolling on floor laughing diving in orange vile juice while ridin limozines killing green nematoads momentaryily.

me-ur mom
joe-rofldiovjwrlkgnm

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

ROFLWES

A derivation of the acronym ROFL in which the "wes" stands for "While Eating Sandwich" so the full acronym means "Rolling On Floor Laughing While Eating Sandwich".

Haha, he fell in the poop, ROFLWES!!!

by Sandwich Man July 1, 2005