A flock of virgins is a reddit.

Michael: Look it's a redditor!
Steve: God he stinks of deoderant, looks incredibly overweight too.

Reddit by PapaControlFreaku May 7, 2021

A dog-eat-dog world.

They're totally pulling a Reddit on you.

Reddit by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

It was once heaven, but now it’s fucking horrible.

Reddit used to be so cool, what happened?

Reddit by CatDoge August 17, 2019

A dog-eat-dog world.

I would never go on Reddit, I'd rather keep my sanity intact.

Reddit by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

A website that was really funny and interesting until about 2016-18, when it became a liberal echo tunnel.

I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.

...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.

Reddit by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021

Reddit used to be okay but has completely pointless censorship now. Mods removed original posts and reposts just break. 4 original posts which can't be founld elsewhere on Internet are now called spam. It seems like they whitewash Klei Entertainment on Reddit as well

r/KleiUncensored has been banned from Reddit

his subreddit was banned due to being used for spam.

Reddit by Barkingdog June 5, 2023

A website where time comes to die.

Normal guy: Did you see that dog in a banana costume on reddit?

Tired guy: Yeah... I was on reddit for five hourse straight... I've made a grave mistake...

reddit by Sweaty BBC November 13, 2012