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Reptile

1.

An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.

2.
A person who loves heat

3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.

4.
A person who is despised? No...
1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"

2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile

3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"

4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
by Baum, weil Baum September 13, 2017
mugGet the Reptilemug.

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.
shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile
by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011
mugGet the Jazz Reptilemug.

Reptile

A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
Reptiles are the coolest animals on earth, aside from amphibians and monkeys.
by CC-8826 August 14, 2023
mugGet the Reptilemug.

Reptile is MINE!

This is what the crazy ass women who owns that tiktok account "iluvreptilesacidickiss" says to other Reptile simps. You can use this to describe a crazy ass motherfucka
Person 1: That dude was acting like he shouts "Reptile is mine!"
Person 2: fr fr ong
by niggyfucka78 January 8, 2024
mugGet the Reptile is MINE!mug.

Reptile Skinz

A device used to weigh out " substances. "
Go get me the Reptile Skinz, so I can move this weight.
by The BAJA HUMP3R August 29, 2021
mugGet the Reptile Skinzmug.

the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths
I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.
by afsmist December 4, 2017
mugGet the the hum of reptilesmug.

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