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Hip-Replacement

When a person replaces his/her loser significant other with someone who is more hip in the ways of music, fashion, etc...
"my boyfriend is such a douche canoe, i need a hip-replacement!"

"I heard Kelly got a hip-replacement"
by detmgi June 14, 2009
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The Great Replacement

The Great Replacement (Theory) is a white-nationalist-far-right conspiracy theory originating from France.

The theory states that ethnic white Europeans are being systematically replaced with non-white people especially from countries like Bangladesh, Egypt, Indonesia, Iran, Malaysia, Nigeria, Pakistan and Turkey, also known as the 'Muslim world' through mass immigration.

There is also a commonly used 'dog whistle' that is related to this theory, which is the words "birth rates", designed to flag to white supremacists. (Used in the Manifesto of the New Zealand mosque shooter)
A: Did you know that Danny is a supremacist?
B: No, how did you find out?
A: He posted a story on his Instagram talking about white birth rates and The Great Replacement.
A: I knew something was wrong with that guy!
by KatzeK4 September 12, 2023
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
by sarcastic May 29, 2004
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replaceman

Much later - ie after the first date - he realized he was just a replaceman in her life
by vivauganda December 13, 2010
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Replacement value

The value placed on a person who leaves, to be replaced by another.
Johns replacement value was low. Shouldn't be hard to beat that.
by Alexandria the great June 20, 2016
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
by Elitist January 2, 2004
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004
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