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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
by sarcastic May 29, 2004
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
by Elitist January 2, 2004
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend
“My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”
by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023
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Replacive Technology

Technologies used in the place of human workers.
An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021
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replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.
I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.
by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019
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