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de-rection

(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.
I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.
by D Squeezy February 8, 2005
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late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.
1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)
by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011
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Soft Rejection

Soft Rejection is when someone does something that could indicate that they are not interested in someone romantically, without explicitly saying that they're not.

Soft Rejection can be accidental. The person soft rejecting the other could have been open to the idea of a romantic relationship, but was maybe too busy on a specific day to hang out.
"Sally suffered a soft rejection when Bob refused to hang out with her."
by Urist McUrist April 13, 2021
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reacton

The word used when explaining how milk helps fix a router.
Bryce: So, I just pour the milk right over?
James: Yes, you just pour it over, this helps since it's a non-conductive liquid which helps the reacton.
by ItsFudgey April 4, 2017
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Penile Rejection

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"
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Rejection Deflection

A way for a woman to reject a man in a beautiful way. The woman will agree with a pleasantry that you express to her, however, she will also say that you would not like this, that, me, etc. because of a flaw or tendency that the woman may or may not have. Thus rejecting your kindness, by way of deflection.
Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
by OOOne. April 10, 2010
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Reactionary

one who supports Reaction in opposition to the general progressive Western zeitgeist, often accompanied by a sense that the expansion of democratic politcs has made life in general much worse either in absolute terms, or measured by what should have been achievable with modern science, reason, and technology; usually believes race is a real genetic construct and therefore not surprised at disparate average outcomes across large population groups; often believes human evolution has in part or in toto shaped human nature, which therefore cannot easily, or at all, be changed very much by social engineering and/or conditioning; usually believes heirarchy is imprinted upon mankind by nature and/or God, and that heirarchy is not only not necessarily evil, but desirable and even inevitable and ought not be torn down for any but the most grave reasons; tends to support tradition either as revealed by his religion and/or as successful adaptive memetic developments which usually solve deep and complex problems in human societies; anti-revolutionary; anti-socialist; anti-communist; anti-whig; anti-democratic; anti-globalist; skeptical; (once a term of derision, most reactionaries of late do happily so self-identify)
Tom suddenly realized he couldn't find a single Republican at the convention who didn't hail FDR anything less than a great hero. He remembered knowing conservatives in his youth who opposed both FDR and WWII. But where were they now? They had disappeared, but their thoughts and words had not. Tom hadn't changed his mind about much in the past 25 years, but he suddenly realized he was a Reactionary.
by nicky_steves April 15, 2013
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