Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017

Red Velvet Butter cream

The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.

megan fox has RED VELVET Butter CREAM

by laxx December 4, 2010

Red Velvet Cake

When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.

I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there

by Finger fuckin Vernie August 1, 2021

Red Velvet Pancake

When a girl is on her period and she shits into a toilet bowl of period blood, thus conpleteing red velvet pancake. Ejaculate topping is optional.

Whats that smell?
Oh yeah I just made some fresh gnarly red velvet pancakes!
Gross

by The anonymous man 101 October 19, 2017

Red velvet cake day

A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!

Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means

Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!

by Lweasel37 November 1, 2020

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 March 29, 2016