rash monkey

1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.

2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other

Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.

by The Dubber May 28, 2008

Rash cunt

The opposite of cunt rash. If you have cunt rash, you have a rash on your cunt. If you have a rash cunt, you have a cunt on your rash.

I'm really hurting downstairs, and the rash was there before I had a vagina, I think I have rash cunt.

by Lad 999 July 8, 2010

Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

Rash Of Stalin

Street slang for herpes.

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.

by Untio April 1, 2009

rash out

verb to eat shit, crash, or wipe-out while biking, skiing, or boarding. often results in road rash or other painful injuries.

"holy shit bro, that dude just totally rashed out so hardcore."

"woah man, did you see me rash out?"

by gabgurl May 14, 2011

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

Rash wonton

Nothing to do with chinese food but whne u have nothing else to say and your in a croud of people and want to make yourself look "funny" yell it out at the top of your lungs.

"so max...what is up?"

"ummmmm...RASH WONTON"

by Hayze March 26, 2003