randy is a sweet guy and he always has the best intentions. he prefers the word gorgeous over beautiful when referring to his one and only. when randy finds a girl he is and will always be loyal to that girl. randy is very very attractive.
A kick-ass lawyer who can win a case, just by slamming his briefcaseon the table. He also fights bad guys with $100 bills, and his briefcase. And when hes done kicking bad guy ass, he says an awesome line like: "Case closed, punk!".
The biggest asshole you will ever meet. When he's not training his dog to harass farm animals, he can usually be found in his pumpkin patch playing with himself and fondling literal melons.
Nobody likes him and his mom dresses him funny. He smells like macaroni and cheese and I'm 75% sure that he's an alien.