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randy is a sweet guy and he always has the best intentions. he prefers the word gorgeous over beautiful when referring to his one and only. when randy finds a girl he is and will always be loyal to that girl. randy is very very attractive.
did you see randy and sierra over there?!?!”
Randy by youroneandonly14<3 July 22, 2018
A "random" person which you do not know.
Person 1: Haha look at those guys they suck.
Person 2: Do you even know them guys?
Person 1: Nah, just a bunch of randys.
Randy by Yazoomafroo July 24, 2009
A kick-ass lawyer who can win a case, just by slamming his briefcase on the table. He also fights bad guys with $100 bills, and his briefcase. And when hes done kicking bad guy ass, he says an awesome line like: "Case closed, punk!".
Dude did you see Randy!? he kicked this guys ass because he got a free soda from the vending machine! what a cool guy!
Randy by TheLostHDDInYourCloset December 5, 2018
The biggest asshole you will ever meet. When he's not training his dog to harass farm animals, he can usually be found in his pumpkin patch playing with himself and fondling literal melons.

Nobody likes him and his mom dresses him funny. He smells like macaroni and cheese and I'm 75% sure that he's an alien.
Randy is such an asshole.
Randy by Toasttttt October 12, 2014
Randy is the short term word in virgi lang for Random. Not the males name.
Whose that randy ass motherfucker?

Whose that random ass motherfucker?

And some Randy, got me pregnant.
Randy by Victory102 January 4, 2014
The elite soldier of the sith, the apprentice of darth sidious.
Randy is the coolest guy alive