by B-Gurl Stallagtyt3 November 25, 2007
Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.
by Bradiesel September 08, 2006
the most talented bayfucker in history. with hit songs like "I know she's 5 but i fucked her anyway", "Tell me baby...what's your diaper size", and his newest hit "fucked you at daycare", R. Kelly has managed to monopolize the petifile industry while still getting half you dumb fucks to like him and believe he is innocent. in the Past he had married aliah (i don't know howhe got her to say "i do", she wasn't even old enough to speak!), & had sex with the hansons (which he thought were three small blonde girls. R. Kelly has had more sex with children that Ted Nugent has buffalo. but please keep buying his records so he has money to video tape more footage of him fucking your children before they are even born. i would say he needs shot but doing that would only keep our children sexually safe forever.
" the day my daughter was born i couldn't wait to go to the nursery to see her for the first time since the birth...but when i got there i was outrage to see R. Kelly missionary on my 2 day old baby.
by bizz March 05, 2004
by queen_azure February 10, 2008
Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
by ballngm September 07, 2005
The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
by R@ygold gives you wings! April 02, 2006