Quimby

a last name yall

Person 1: ayo Quimby didn't do their homework
Person 2: oh they are screwed

by danishbattleaxes March 24, 2022

Quimby

Someone who sucks a fart out of a dead chickens asses

Are you a quimby?
In 1978 I was the king of the quimbys

by Quimby king October 21, 2023

Quimby

Middle man, in an anal three way.

After this game of plunder, would you like to be the quimby. I’m a little sore so I’d rather bring up the rear.

by Dr. Slippy Fists March 4, 2021

Pull a quimby

The act of telling a farcical tale, or to invent something that never existed.

She claims we can find those pictures on the internet, but I really think she's trying to pull a quimby.

by mgarvey July 26, 2009

Quimby

An amazing friend everyone loves. An amazing girlfriend too she has an amazing sense of humor. Tall as fuck. Sometimes abusive too her friends only if you piss her off. She will still love you if you piss her off. Blushes blue. Smile is adorable has an cute laugh. Talk all about hunter hayes she will love you.

Me: i love hunter hayes.
Quimby: *blushes blue and red* HUNTER HAYES WHAT

by fangirlingbitch April 18, 2018

Quimby

An adjective referring to the person who can very nice and occasionally funny but is unfortunately very lazy and has no other redeeming factors. We all had a quimby friend that we enjoyed hanging out with.

Girl one: Are you still going out with Todd? He's such a nice guy.

Girl two: No I dumped him, what a quimby.

by SlhammyWhammy November 8, 2016

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of dead birds

Don't be such a quimby!

by Cheeezhead March 5, 2020