quim de la quim

n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.

With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

Quim

A girl whose cooch has been so overused that it is now sloppy and suffers from the state of wordbeef curtains/word.

Guy 1: "Damn, look at that bitch across the street, she is such a quim."
Guy 2: "BEEF CURTAINS!!"

Jenn Higgs : stunned look, runs home squealing

by all fo' yoo July 17, 2003

Quim

slang for sex

Alright, fellers, I'm on a hunt for quim tonight.

by D W November 14, 2003

quim diver

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.

Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.

by the Zenith September 30, 2009

Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki in the Avengers movie which roughly translates into modern English as 'Whining Cunt'.

Loki: You mewling quim. I will use your very emotions and femaleness to break you horrifically
Black Widow: *insulted*

by Queen Loki May 28, 2012

Quim Ninja

a sexual athelete, (male) one who is really on top of his game

i came eight times, he was real quim ninja

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

Mewling quim

Victorian era slang which literally means a whimpering vagina. This can be used as an insult synonymous to whiny bitch, cry-baby, or wussy.

In the 2012 Avengers movie, Loki tells the Black Widow, "This is my bargain, you mewling quim"

by RenFestGeek May 06, 2012