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(pronoun) describes something that is quality or extremely well produced, made, done, etc. but in the rawest most effective manner possible; near perfect
This brand new stereo, pot, and room full of lesbians having an orgy and wanting me to join in is pure quality.
by Matt March 15, 2005
Get the pure quality mug.1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
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Get the the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire mug.QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Example:
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"
QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"
QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
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Get the Quagmegium mug.Quality House is the pinnacle of drink mixing technology crafted by the gods. First you take Motts applesauce (must be Motts otherwise it wont be a solid and might actually be possible to drink) and mix it with Bacardi rum. Then you find any two flavors of Izzy lying around your house and add those in. The final step, and arguably the most important, is to shot gun a beer into your face and completely ruin someone's bathroom by short circuiting their electrical outlets. The smell of burning plastic is VERY important as it adds to the ambiance of the moment.
It is also important to mention that Quality House can also be operative as an adjective (ie. The women love my dick it is so Quality House, or, This quality house is so Quality House (I see wat u did thar (holy shit parenthesis in parenthesis in parenthesis)).)
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Get the Quality House mug.A super hero in the old Nicklodean show, Doug.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.
"Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."
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