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quagmire

Hoplessly Sticky Oppressive Situation in which no matter how you try escape is nearly impossible!
Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons
Obama inherited a financial political quagmire intentionally created by the republican party to foil american health insurance reform,hopes, dreams and lives while the media lies seal our fates.

Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured!
by hatchetman...heads on posts August 16, 2009
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Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.
When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.
by J April 3, 2003
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Quagmire-aura

A person that is extremely virile. You can see from a mile that this humanbeing has a sex-drive that is far greater than average Joe. A person with this aura has a far greater chance of being personally namned in #metoo conversations.
Got eyecontact with Joe, the producer, in the bar yesterday. He has such a Quagmire-Aura.
by Dealcloser99 December 12, 2017
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quagmire

/kwagmyer/ - noun

a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them

2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”

Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
by The Shuffler June 11, 2018
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Quagmire

quagmire.
John Wick: omg man it quagmire
your left nut: oh my days
Quagmire: quagmire
by your left nut March 16, 2021
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Quagsire Studios

An Epic YouTube Channel you should subscribe to.
Frank: did you watch the new Quagsire Studios meme
Bill: No
Frank: You should.
by Mr.Quagsire May 24, 2022
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Dirty quagmire

When you fill every hole in your girlfriend’s body with insect pheromones and go camping for a week, so if you have intercourse you can enjoy the tingling sensation of worms, flies, maggots, roaches, and bees on and crawling into your dick!
Yeah I had to take Whitney to the ER because I tried to give her a dirty quagmire
by Trullucc August 26, 2022
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