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QPR

Stands for Queens Park Rangers, a football club based in West London. Established in 1882, they currently play in the Coca-Cola Championship (the 2nd tier in the English football league structure) having finished achieved promotion as runners-up in the Second Division at the end of the 2004/2005 season.

The team is colloquially known as "QPR" (or often just "Rangers") and nicknamed the Super Hoops, due to the team's kit of blue and white hooped shirts. Their home stadium is Loftus Road, which has a capacity of just under 20,000.
"QPR have a great set of loyal supporters, who follow them devoutly wherever they may go."
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QPR fan

I met a qpr fan the other day his cock was bigger than my forearm
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Qpr (Queer Park Ranger)

A person who you occasionally hook up with or mess around with when you’re lonely, bored, or horny.
Is he your fwb?
Nah he’s my qpr (queer park ranger)
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I swear you'll never see anything like this
Remember when Man City.... oh no not QPR PTSD
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QPR

Lady DadA Karley Marx's Queer Pop Radio (QPR) is an online streaming popular radio station. Also a play-off of NPR (National Public Radio).
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QProm

QProm is short for Queer Prom.
Are you going to QProm this year?

Let's go to QProm this year since it was taken away from our youth, forcibly and forcefully!
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Queef Pulmonary Resuscitation (QPR)
A questionable but passionately delivered life-saving technique involving vaginal air and teamwork.

When someone flatlines during extreme recreational activities (e.g. clam baking, over-zooted on edibles, or just watching The Notebook too hard), QPR is your go-to. It involves forcefully blasting air into the unconscious subject’s lungs using a high-pressure vaginal exhale (aka a power queef), while simultaneously delivering rapid compressions to the dangle-dong to keep blood circulating.

For best results, QPR should be a two-person operation:

Primary Rescuer: Handles the queef-to-mouth ventilation.

Secondary "Fluffer": Keeps the beef bayonet at full mast to maintain blood flow.

This advanced maneuver is also known in medical bro-circles as MTQPR — Manage Troi Queef Pulmonary Resuscitation — named after the Star Trek hottie heroine who somehow always looked like she was one deep breath away from saving lives in space.

Warning: May revive the body but kill the dignity.
Johnny full-on flatlined mid hotbox while clam baking, but luckily Suzzie—certified in QPR (Queef Pulmonary Resuscitation, obviously)—straddled him like a heroic fart phoenix and blasted life back into his lungs with a power queef so strong it registered on the Richter scale.
by Fenster's Fu June 7, 2025
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