you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

Papered Up

to be in possession of large sums of money, or monetarily gifted

How'd he get that boat? Man, you know Tommy, he's all papered up.

by ManleyF September 30, 2018

Crashing Paper Mario

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.

Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.

by Escargoon March 7, 2019

Paper Girl

1. A girl that everyone believes is one thing, but inside she's the polar opposite.
2. An idea of a girl that someone creates that the rest of the world wants to make real, but the girl herself knows that, that is not her.

I've realized that i've become a 2 dimensional piece of paper as everyone produced different ideas of me, I was a paper girl.

by parismonamour August 30, 2015

honey paper

A slang for money

Filling my pockets with some sweet honey paper

by zee chef January 31, 2015

Nashville Paperweight

Defecating on a coworker's desk - usually while they're on vacation.

Joe enjoyed his trip to the Bahamas, but - upon returning to work - he was dismayed to find that Frank had left him a Nashville Paperweight.

by MemphisBlue April 12, 2017