Police hole

the holes in highway medians or by the side of the road where police hide so they can catch you for speeding

also very good and illegal places to make u-turns on the highway

Person 1: All right, take this next exit and we'll get back on the highway going south.
Person 2: Or, I could just look for a police hole!

Person 1: Slow down, the speed limit's only 45 here.
Person 2: There aren't any police...Oh, shoot, there's one in that police hole...

by ladyrainicorn June 29, 2010

pubic apology

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.

Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation

by woodchipper June 23, 2008

Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

knee deep in pelican piss

When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.

I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!

by TJM3460 November 13, 2011

Dick Police

It’s where a man or woman is concerned with what another another man does with his dick and what type of woman he sticks it in

She’s always trying to dick police someone. Telling us what type of women we should or shouldn’t be smashing

by Legendaryproof August 31, 2019

Scarlet Police

Group of three girls (Vampire, Maid, and Librarian) that dress to impress and to stop crime in Gensokyo. They do not like fairies, especially ghetto ice fairies that make their own milk. Surprisingly causes more harm than good in most scenarios.

cirno: *being fucking ghetto*
remilia: unless you dance in the next five seconds, youre under arrest
cirno: *dances*
sakuya: youre still under arrest.
scarlet police on ghetto patrol

by doesmydogiggywearmakeup November 12, 2021

suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).

"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")

by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013