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Puddle of Yves 

The condition of not getting your way and literally melting to the floor, curling up in the fetal position and crying or in a more sudtle way-covering your eyes and face with your hands until the person gives into your whims and wants.
I told her no and she became a Puddle of Yves.
Puddle of Yves by rachealk February 4, 2010

puddle scunt 

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet
puddle scunt by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013

Puddle pounder 

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.
Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!
Puddle pounder by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021

Puddle Clarity 

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.
I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.
Puddle Clarity by Cfab97 February 11, 2022

Puddle slut 

A female drug user/junkie ("interavenous"/i.v. user) that uses her body to manipulate any one - I mean ANY ONE- to obtain her drug of choice. She will do absolutely any type of sexual favor(s) that she deems fit- stoop to the lowest low to get her "fix". She is generally considered the dope man's cum dumpster.

The word puddle is used in reference to the puddle of melted substance on a junkie's "banging spoon". With which is then drawn up through the syringe and shot directly into the users vein.
That girl is the biggest puddle slut- she's an obvious banger- all a guy needs is a baggie to steal her panties!

puddle-jumper 

A light aircraft, particularly a single-engined private aircraft with limited range and performance; used perjoratively by "real" pilots.
"The day job is jockeying 777's, but I have a Cessna puddle-jumper for the weekends".
puddle-jumper by eighth of seven January 31, 2010