pickled

drunk from alcahol

Damn! I got pickled last night!

by Cyrustaran June 3, 2003

Pickled Willy

When you finger your girlfriend and immediately give someone close to her a wet willy with the same finger.

For girls: when you jack your boyfriend off and get cum on the tip of your finger and immediately give someone close to him a wet willy with the same finger.

Dude, he totally took biological warfare to a new level when he gave his girlfriend's brother a pickled willy.

Not only did Justin get Rodney with a pickled willy, he got the dog too!

by jnrjwalker October 28, 2010

pickled tink

A <spoonerism> for the phrase "tickled pink"

Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast.

Shirley was so excited at the birth of her baby she told her husband she was pickled tink instead of tickled pink.

by lj76 June 9, 2009

pickled donut

STD filled vagina, filthy and used various times

That prostitute probably has a pickled donut

by arousedcuban February 6, 2010

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

Pucked

The act of inserting a hockey stick into the rectal cavity of another person, usually a homosexual partner. However, "pucking" someone can also occur when two straight males argue over something trival, and one sticks a hockey stick up the other's ass.

Whoa, J. Wire just pucked Bull!!!!

If you don't admit that the Vancouver Canucks are a shitty team, I'm gonna puck you.

by Bull_it February 28, 2011

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007