Henry Proctor

An arrogant twat. That’s all I really need to say. He is one of the most saddest people on this earth. He’s normally around 4 foot tall and probably plays Fortnite and mincraft. If you ever get unlucky enough to meet a Henry proctor GET HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

Person1: eww what’s that smell?
Person2. It’s probably a Henry Proctor!

by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 11, 2020

Monty Plontoes

Having oversized huge shoes that fit long toes normally worn by idiots

Look at those shoes, they’re Monty Plontoes

by OliOnUrban April 9, 2021

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

any pronouns

when a person put this on their bio...etc they mean they are comfortable with any pronouns! even neopronouns such as xe/xem and any other neopronouns! so you literally can call them with any pronouns :)

he’s so cool i love their hair!
xe’s so cool i love her hair!
they are so cool i love xem hair!
they are comfortable with any pronouns she’s so swag☹️

by space girl :) December 14, 2020

Nor/Mal pronouns

neo pronouns for gay men! who have a piss kink! men usually put it in their bios and get attacked for it so if u see " Nor/Mal " in anyones bio leave them a comment for support!

" Nor/Mal pronouns " nor went to the store , want me to call mal for you ?

by sarah ! February 21, 2021

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

by justin proctor May 18, 2010