prolapstitute

A person that has sold their ass for sex so many times that their anus has prolapsed.

After taking on 22 guys in the locker room Mary became a prolapstitute

by j03l the great November 1, 2017

Prolapsturbate

To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.

Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?

Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.

Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.

by Fzx911 June 7, 2019

prolapadudis

Acne booty/ rash booty

i heard my friend jimmy got diagnosed with prolapadudis
ah na , on greg ?
on greg he did

by ï—ï February 22, 2023

taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017

Prehaps

(see also probabry)

1. When you don't want to do something, because it sounds like it is going to be shit.

2. When a call is disputable, or just bullshit.

Note: Can be used sarcastically in either of these situations.

Guy 1: Wanna go to the Edgy? its gonna go off

Guy 2: Prehaps.

by MysteriousMister November 22, 2010

prolapse kiss

The prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed rectums, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two anal tubes. Ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure.

Ben lifted too much weight at the gym.
Jim also lifted too much weight at the gym. Both prolapsed. On the way to the hospital the trolleys in the ambulance moved and their hanging out a holes touched.

What? dude you mean they acheieved the rare opportunity of the prolapse kiss. Wooh that's is a beautiful moment. They will be bros for life now .

by anon.gcfgv755r July 12, 2017

Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009