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Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.
Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*
by 99problemz November 4, 2011
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Primo Faverro

the lesbian who captured my heart. she taught me that love is genderless. she brought up the best in me, she loved me unconditionally. she understands instead of hate, she forgives instead of giving up. she tells me everyday how beautiful i am, boosts my confidence and listens to me patiently. never sexualized me and tells me that it is bad even we're both girls, shee never took advantage on me. she has a cute eyes that makes me happy, a voice that i always want to hear. i love you, mamiii. you're the best thing ever happened in my life.
love is genderless, primo faverro it is.
by masikipbilatq May 12, 2022
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primo status

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.
If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.
by Sinonymous May 24, 2009
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primo pasta

Primo Pasta is the nickname for NBA star, Andrea Bargnani.
The Raptors have traded Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks.

Masai Ujiri notes, "No more Primo Pasta! :)"
by Johnnydepp1023 May 18, 2014
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El Primo

Most of the times El Primo is the most gay person you will every find. He most of the times is always jewish and is always retarded. He looks like a more lesbian Ellen DeGeneres mixed with a fish that has anorexia.
"Oh My God! Stop being like El Primo! That gay fish bitch..."
by I am a Sex Offender January 26, 2018
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El Primo

El Primo is a Rare Brawler in brawl stars who attacks with his fists, doing major damage to enemies that he is able to get close enough to. El Primo also has very high health, allowing him to withstand a lot of damage. With his Super, he can jump a long distance and crash down on opponents, dealing damage.

He is not OP pepole!
Watch this piper try to snipe a Spike... WAIT A MINUTE BOIIS EL PRIMO IS CHASING HER DOWN!

RKO!
by Udderate Madness February 22, 2019
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Primo Victoria

A car, identified as a 2005 Ford Crown Victoria, trademarked to the Storm Chasing team Razorback Storm Chasing, which is used for identification of meteorological phenomenon, and to better understand the Earth's turbulent atmosphere.
Watch out honey. The police are sitting behind the trees... oh wait. It's just the Primo Victoria...
by Joe Boseephus March 16, 2022
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