Pressert

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

by monkey73 April 6, 2008

pressed

Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"

Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.

by P Diddy April 25, 2003

bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.

I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.

by Dauntless December 25, 2005

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005

Pressed

When a person stays mad over things you do because you are ok/happy and they aren't.

People finna always be pressed by your success. No matter what you do.

by jxnniferhernandez October 2, 2019

Pressed

To be in your feelings about sum

She just pressed because I won't give her any dick

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

DD Pressed

When you're messaging a person and they seem depressed and only types 'no' or 'wow'

Person 1: Hey how you doing?

Person 2 : wow

Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?

Person 2 : no

Person 1 : DD Pressed

Person 2 : Wow no

by Friend of minted owl January 11, 2012