pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

Intimate Pregame

The act in which individuals join together in perfect harmony, with alcohol and other substances, to intimately take the substances and intimately bond with their intimate, close crowd.

Hey fellows! You intimate individuals have been intimately invited to be intimately involved to be intimate with your intimate fellows at the intimate pregame!

by intimacypregame December 2, 2025

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

by Butters606 February 16, 2020

Pregame Drizzle

A sexual act, specifically ejaculation inside a vagina, intended to produce a wet slick environment before the woman engages in an activity

It's when a guy delivers a special "lubrication delivery" inside a vagina to prep the lady for her next adventure.

Ariadna was preparing to go to a party; however, she was not permitted to leave the house until she had received her pregame drizzle.

by SwolePoleDad August 6, 2024

Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.

"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."

by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017

pregame piss

When you go pee right before an online video game match/round, commonly but not limited to online multiplayer first person shooters such as Overwatch, CSGO, and Valorant

Oh shit dude yeah we’ll play, hold a minute I just have to take a pregame piss.

We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss

by Robotron 9000 August 13, 2020