pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

by Butters606 February 16, 2020

pregamed

V. When you show up mildly intoxicating from "pre-gaming" or drinking before the party, by yourself

Hey Cat I'm just letting you know, I'll probably show up a little pregamed.

by LUIS FALCONI July 12, 2017

pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

Pregame

Sex before an extent instead of trying to keep your wife/husband/significant other awake afterward

Gary & Melinda like to pregame before they go to the fortieth birthday party.

by NebraskaMooser April 16, 2021

Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game

Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

pregame piss

When you go pee right before an online video game match/round, commonly but not limited to online multiplayer first person shooters such as Overwatch, CSGO, and Valorant

Oh shit dude yeah we’ll play, hold a minute I just have to take a pregame piss.

We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss

by Robotron 9000 August 13, 2020

Pregame Drizzle

A sexual act, specifically ejaculation inside a vagina, intended to produce a wet slick environment before the woman engages in an activity

It's when a guy delivers a special "lubrication delivery" inside a vagina to prep the lady for her next adventure.

Ariadna was preparing to go to a party; however, she was not permitted to leave the house until she had received her pregame drizzle.

by SwolePoleDad August 6, 2024