Precrastinate

To procrastinate before procrastinating.

Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.

by Grinner July 27, 2008

precrastinate

To procrastinate before procrastinating.

Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate , procrastinating before you procrastinate.

by Grinner April 29, 2008

Procastinasshole

To delay the act of being an asshole.

Example Question: Why be an asshole later when you can get it over with now.

Why procastinasshole.

by qn.harpy March 13, 2009

Precrasturbate

The act of masturbating to put off work, chores or other obligations.

Jim decided to precrasturbate instead of taking out the garbage.

by James D. Winkler December 17, 2012

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.

Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"

by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014

precautionist

Someone who thinks diligently about their way of living life that way there are no unnecessary roadblocks or distractions.

Bryan is a precautionist, therefore lives an efficient and enjoyable life.

by Intense4Life September 26, 2017