yo poultry

a slang saying to alert others around you that you desperately need chicken inserted into your facial cavity, regardless of present state and/or circumstances.

" yo poultry! " " Oh, word. I would enjoy some fine delicious chicken at this moment in time as well."

by xxxcolonel sandersxxx January 13, 2011

paulette

1. A blonde, usually German or Austrian, girl who has really big boobs but is not a slut.
2. A prude girl who wont put out.

That girl was such a paulette, too bad I can't get any from her.

by Davesavestheday April 23, 2007

poultrisexual

When you want to fuck a chicken/ animal

Rapist: Uh uh uh fuck me chicken I'm poultrisexual

Chicken: burk burk burk

By alex Martin

by Alex malafin February 1, 2018

poultice

1. Primitive makeshift bandage used to extract puss from a wound

2. Someone who is a complete knob, arsehole etc... The subject is not necessarily always a knob, rather it is normally used to refer to a mate who is being a dick at that particluar time.

As Rootler White would say down the Cavern Bar Church St Newry.
In a derogatory tone 'what r u onabout ye Poultice'

by Barry Hagan July 14, 2006

Poolette

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

by davefiver August 15, 2011

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

poultergeist

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window

we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely

by Nick Bi October 22, 2006