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Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks
by Lurge October 5, 2020
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Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!
My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!
by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021
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sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.
Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.
by Sajak August 10, 2012
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ball pitting

When you stick your nut sack in someone's butt hole during intercourse.
Hey Jeff, do you enjoy ball pitting?
by Ballpitter69 December 23, 2013
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Stop Posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
by woohoowi March 26, 2021
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Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.
Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.
by A1988 October 19, 2020
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expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.
Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china
by Libraryguy March 23, 2011
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